Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny’smother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’smother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(A BandC)
J:Every body says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me. All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
My God!Who can help me?(下)
(对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here! What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
L:OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude,so brusque, so
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing. Ihave raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your
son. I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
L:Mum, I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See! I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. Look at yourself……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right, OK?And
I’ll marry whomever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market. He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married, I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again, I’llgo
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下)Er! Hows melly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast? Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why? A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００)
ABC&J:Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me!(跑下)
(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)